J.R.R. Tolkien!

Born January 3, 1892!

Um, he probably wouldn't appreciate a birthday slash fic, alas, but I thought it was nice to note today!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, APRILKAT

For My Perfect Reader and (one of my) Wyrd Syster(s)!!!!!!!!

Happy Birthday to Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu…
Happy Birthday to Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu……..
Happy Birthday Aprilkat……..
Happy Birthday to Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu……..
….AND MANY MOOOOOOOOOOORE….

First gift: NOT singing that to you in reality. A kindness to all, I promise.

Second gift: *grabbing you and bestowing schmoopy *smooches* all over you* (the same number plus ONE of years you have graced the planet--since like me you always start adding one more year)!

*Pauses to let you wipe your face off.*

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Third gift:

Elijah's Birthday Present!
Elijah/Andy/& Three Surprise Guests!
NC-17
Not real, totally made up, just for fun and birthday giggles.

Figured you could read it while at your mom's!

Unwrap (heh) and Enjoy!

( Elijah's Birthday Present )