HAPPY BIRTHDAY BARANDUIN!!!

*cough cough*

Happy Birthday to Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu…
Happy Birthday to Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu……..
Happy Birthday, Baranduin,
Happy Birthday to Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu……..
….AND MANY MOOOOOOOOOOORE….

My first gift to you is NOT singing that or recording it or in any way actually making sounds. Cannot carry a tune in a bucket.

My second gift to you is a little pressie, one written specially for and actually inspired by you!

This fic is set after the events related in The Fall of the Steward. After Denethor fell, Frodo and Faramir and others began to resettle Ithilien. I actually got the idea for this when I read your "News from Umbar," and the idea of following their lives afterwards seemed so much fun. But I didn't finish it. However, since it's your birthday, and you inspired this, it seemed a good chance to finish it!

Disclaimer: Written for fun, not money, and no intent to infringe on copywrite!

PG-13

Unwrap and enjoy!

( The First Step is The Biggest )

A Call for:

Massive Birthday Celebrations!

It's the JOINT birthday of TWO of the THREE WICKED SISTERS:

caras_galadhon and savageseraph

A flourish of horns of Gondor please!!!!!!

*ahem*

Happy Birthday to Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu…
Happy Birthday to Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu……..
Happy Birthday, Wicked Sisters,
Happy Birthday to Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu……..
….AND MANY MOOOOOOOOOOORE….

My first gift to you is……..NOT singing that to you in reality. Cannot carry a tune in a bucket.

My second gift to you is………*grabbing you and bestowing schmoopy *smooches* all over you* (each of you receives the same number as years you have graced the planet)!

After a pause to let you wipe your faces off, we shall continue.

* * * * * * *

My third gift to you is………..a little pressie, one written specially for each of you. You were amazingly incredibly able to put my birthday pressie in your current Major Work. I tried to think of a way to do that (have enough series, shoulda been able to do it), but then woke up one morning with the following paired ideas.

So for this year, a little ficlet each.

Both are R rated, but more for what is IMPLIED than shown (no graphic sex this year, sweeties). But I hope the kinks fit!

Disclaimer: Written for fun, not money, and no intent to infringe on copywrite!

Unwrap and enjoy!

*SMOOCH*
For caras_galadhon, a little Aragorn/Boromir piece titled:

( Clothes Make the Man )


*SMOOCH*
For savageseraph, a little AU Faramir/Boromir piece (warning: incest) titled:

( A New Son Rises )