Friend sent me this quote from the recent Dilbert newsletters: True Sayings of In-DUH-viduals:

One of our school district's principals was trying to get his staff to bond. Their ears perked up when he announced, "And we really have to get closer together and learn to trust each other more. To that end, we are going to have some bondage activities this afternoon."

How many of us wish we worked at that school district? *goes off to snicker in corner*